100 things I learned from Fatal Flip

1. - You don't want to choose an easy one bedroom house as your first flip. You want to choose a a two story with a barn and a room above a barn that has so much damage that alone you will never meet a 45 day dead line to pass an inspection.

2. - Don't bother to rent a dumpster. All the trash in the home is valuable.

3. - Thank god for the local hardware store because how else would you buy all the tools you need to flip a house. Nope you don't have a tool box you are buying all the tools you need today. [did you notice she was buying a measuring tape]

4. - A Handy man trying to get back on his feet will work for room and board and no pocket change. Honestly, where was he getting money.

5. - A broken Ankle will make you not able to get out of bed. [now is this one only becuase young people today are pretty lazy.]

6. - After being groped by your contractor. Wait until your husband leaves then get in and take a warm bath while your conttactor is roaming around the house.

7. - It's normal for woman to undress in front of a window. [don't give me that they lived next to no one crap. That is not the first instict of women.]

8. - Everyone loves warm water when working. NOPE. Let us not purchase an ice chest and buy some ice and keep our drinks cold.




I don't let anyone hot-comb out my HAIRitage!