Beta Test: My Honest Take
I sought out and watched Beta Test not because the subject matter appealed to me, but because either (1) it deserved the high scores it was receiving or (2) it was an impressive example of score manipulation on IMDb. I admit, the initial evidence pointed toward the latter. The grade distribution is crazy (find another movie with this many scores where more than 50% graded it a 9) and anyone suggesting that the movie was less than stellar was being accused of "not getting it" by reviewers who where either newbies or had never reviewed or commented on another film (as if a movie could be great, and yet not understood by people).
Now for my creds. I know this sounds douchey, but I want to establish that I am not a mouth-breathing idiot who doesn't understand nuance. I am Mensa-qualified (never joined), have an advanced degree from a respectable school, and am a voracious reader and film watcher. I will admit that from time to time I run into movies the leave me feeling a bit confused (such as Primer), but that does not mean I did not appreciate the movie itself. I watch all types of films, from horror to drama, from many countries. I understand that there are truly great low-budget films (Clerks, El Mariachi, etc.) but they are very few and far between.
So, the question remains -- does this movie deserve its current 7.2 rating? No, it does not. As most regular IMDb readers know, any fictional movie above 7.0 is generally considered excellent, and any non-drama above that line should be considered a "must see." The Equalizer and John Wick are examples of similar genre films that are rated 7.2. Saying Beta Test is comparable to those films is, quite frankly, laughable.
That is not to say that this is a horrible movie. The premise, while not mind-blowing, is interesting. While it trods familiar ground, it brings some fresh approaches. I would call it Gamer mixed with some thematic elements of Ender's Game. It is a low budget film with the resulting limitations -- the acting runs from passable to down-right atrocious (sorry, but the long-haired henchman is porn-level bad). There are a couple of small laughs (dialogue with the bank manager) and some half-decent fight scenes, including the long-take scene in the bank. The dialogue isn't so bad, generally, that it distracts the viewer, but it's not Shakespeare. Beta Test is, at its core, a watchable B-grade movie that I would rate somewhere around between 4.5 and 5.5 (certainly not a 1 or a 9). There are some huge plot holes (cops take about half an hour to respond to a bank robbery but a reporter is interviewing the bank manager about 3 minutes after the cops arrive???), and the final fight was ridiculous (the CEO is a ninja-level badass? Come on!). All in all, this is passable late night fare if you are into gaming. However, given the choice, I would suggest the similarly-aimed and far superior Hardcore Henry (or The Equalizer or John Wick).