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"1. Apparently the Russo brothers don't know how inertia works in space."

Now that made me think of Star Wars The Last Jedi as the rebel ships (I mean "the resistance")fleeing the First Order run out of fuel and then "slow down to be overtaken and destroyed" in space like a car stalling on the side of the road.

I can't recall the scene in this film you are referring to. Refresh me on the inertia scene you are talking about?

"2. Hawkeye's haircut"
Didn't really notice but as she as hell noticed Captain Marvel with that long, flowing, beautiful hair turning around and chopping it all off and looking like a ten year old little boy. Yikes.

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4. Thanos's attack ship levels the entire Avengers complex and no one died or even got seriously injured.

EXACTLY what I thought when I saw that!!! I was also expecting Hulk to go full rage Hulk but nope.

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Best:

1) "I am Iron Man". Awesome moment!

2) The heartbreaking death scene, message to the daughter, and funeral cameos.

3) The entire final battle, with the exception of one moment mentioned in my "worst" list.

4) The humor. For a movie as supposedly depressing as this plot was, this movie was funny as hell. Laughed out loud a lot!

Worst:
1) The "Girl power" scene. Unbelievably stupid, cringy, preachy, and made no sense within the context of the film. Took me out of the movie for a minute or two to roll my eyes. This ridiculous female self esteem building moment just wasn't needed.

2) Captain Marvel's little boy haircut. That was actually hilarious, but was awful at the same time. Guess Brie Larson wanted to look as much like a dude as possible, which is ironic considering her "girls get no love" attitude.

3) Black Widow's death. Noble sacrifice, but wish she would have been around for the last battle with everyone else. She's awesome.

4) The time travel story. I know it was needed, but time travel is played out. Glad the whole movie didn't focus on the time travel and they were able to get back to the present time.

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Best moments:
1. Rhodey suggested death by strangulation of baby Thanos in a graphic way
2. Surprised Thor tried to save face by telling Captain America he can keep the little one (Mjolnir)
3. Baby Ant-Man
4. Fat Thor
5. America's Ass
6. Captain Marvel didn't even budge againts Thanos attacks
7. A second later, smug Captain Marvel got smacked by Power Stone and never came back until the funeral
8. Loki's face when he got the Tesseract conveniently delivered to his feet
9. Singing and dancing Star-Lord sucker punched by War Machine's metal gloves
10. Long and intense power battle between Star-Lord and Thor inside the Milano ship

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I watched it and loved it.
1 Good ending to this Avengers chapter.
Nothing negative to report other than the movie felt rushed even with 3 hours but not a big deal anyway.

Side bar, Tony did not figure out time travel in one night. We don’t know how long it was between the visit from Cap, Antman and BW. Hell they even went to Hulk and setup their own experiments in the interim. It could be a day but it could also have been weeks or months.

Oh a real bad thing, I cannot see the next generation pull it off like Tony and Cap did. Definitely not Cap Marvel etc...

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The funniest and worst moment is Brie Larson's new hairstyle. Best moment is fat Thor.

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You people fucking baffle me...

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"3. Tony was such a genius he figured out how to make time travel work overnight but didn't come up with the idea of traversing the quantum realm for five years until Antman introduced the thought when he got released from that realm by a fricken rodent."

Even an engineering genius like Stark needs to have an idea before he can implement it.

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