Thorn is...

very sexy. Who wouldn't wanna live in that mud hut with him and spend our days making fishing line out of whatever animal/beast he kills us for dinner. Oh what fun we would have, spending the endless hours drying wood, boiling water and looking for nuts/berries to eat. And after a long day of that we would both smell pretty RIPE and retire to the hut made of mud...nibble on a few dried figs.... cuddle up and whispering sweet nothings to each other on our bed made of leaves and trash... AMERICA! lOVE IT!