How many writers do you need to make a bland story?

Three.

I couldn't help but wonder if sticking to one writer might have helped.

Also, during the credits there was a "Special Kickstarter thanks" to a handful of people. If this movie was kickstarted, it shows that maybe, just maybe, as horrible and unoriginal as Hollywood is, they are doing a pretty o.k. job at selecting and developing stories.

My condolences to the possible kickstarter donators.

Avoid this movie. I can't even come up with a review of it because it lacks a story. It is nonsensical and boring, and way too long.