Cool story, dude.


I'm a chiropractor who's also a psychic but not really psychic I just sense energy and a presence but not, like, a ghostly or Godly presence (neither of which I believe in because some dude named Charles never gave me a sign) but really all of this is just backstory for me to tell you you're a selfish b*tch and your house hates you and what kind of c**nt tries to get an abortion to terminate an unwanted pregnancy with a selfish narcissistic husband. Oh, and your mom is my best friend but I definitely will not back up anything you say because I'm a tool and possibly a charlatan (but not really because I can sense your energy hulking out as we speak but I won't tell you that until months after you were pushed down the stairs AND almost committed to an asylum).

WTF. This whole storyline was such a mess! And what happened to the previous baby? Did she get an abortion? Was it miscarried or stillborn? Were they talking about the same pregnancy? WHAT???

They're coming to get you, Barbara!

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LOL, this is so accurate!

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That's the most accurate synopsis so far. This movie was so half-baked it's absurd.

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