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It's corny! It's cheesy!


And I'd have rather eaten three day old nachos from someplace called "The Dysentery Diner".

No, I take that back. With my luck, this would have been on the television in the ICU.


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This was a terrible film, it must have been a reject script that asylum films throw into the trash can.

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I downloaded it a few days before starting to watch, but stopped in less than 5 minutes based upon the 4 bad reviews here & its overall very low score. I haven't deleted it & still might watch it though.

It's not too bad for me to watch sucky movies because I have a 4-screen (including a 40" & a 50"), 2-computer set-up, so I have multiple choices to keep my interest, while only paying partial attention to whatever movie I have playing. For one thing, I usually have dance music playing too during any movie & when watching news too.

Yeah, who cares about my hardware & habits? Although, that is a suggestion to others -- if you don't have already, get at least 2 screens, for many purposes.

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Hey rndhyd, go ahead and watch it for what it is. I just did and it didn't kill me. But I have to say I wanted to turn it off within minutes of meeting the b*tchy daughter. That got better, though.

If you've survived other Asylum and/or SyFy movies in the past this one will be ok ... for what it is.



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If you've survived other Asylum and/or SyFy movies in the past this one will be ok ... for what it is.


Having just had a brain fart and sat through this thing, what it IS, is a huge steaming bowl of gastric goat splatterings!!
Man, I gotta stop wasting my precious time on garbage like this

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