I laughed, I cried, I f@rted

If you watch this movie as if it is some sort of weird parody of itself, it's actually funny as hell. It is so abysmally bad in every possible way - but there are some serious laugh out loud moments - laughing AT the movie, not with any humour in the movie.
It may have helped that I was taking cold medicine at the time, but I got some good laughs out of this awful piece of junk.