Idiot Reviewers
A reviewer gives a one-star rating for a film he/she has watched. Then the reviewer launches into a soliloquy giving every little detail possible. (A full page!) Dude, you can simply say it was bad, incoherent, and poorly edited, (or some sh*t) but when it's a one-star film, it's obvious it was in your opinion bad.
See? I just reviewed you in just over a paragraph.