Missing Sins


Caught some missing sins while watching some of his reviews:


"Star Trek III: The Search for Spock"

* Klingons speaks Klingonese to each other, only when they don't and speak English, even though there is nobody around but other Klingons. (sin point added)

* Klingons apparently can speak English to each other and understand it, but apparently none of boarding party on the Enterprise A, 'cause none of them can understand the computer counting down to an obvious end. (sin point added)


"Independence Day: Resurgence"

Scene: kids driving an SUV up to the cooling fans in water.

* Um, no, movie. You drive a car that deep into water, is gets sucked into the engine and the car dies and the engine becomes a pricey example of your stupidity. (sin point added)


"Star Wars: The Force Awakens"

* So, let me get this straight: "Star Wars: Rebels" is canon and in that the Empire uses magnetic locks to hold down ships, and that show takes place before "A New Hope", but in this movie a long long time later, they use teathers? (sin point added)

* Also, what is the point of a teather? Why can't the pilot just turn around and shoot the teather? (sin point added)

* Why can't the pilot turn around and threaten people until the teather is removed? (sin point added)

* Only a small group knew about Luke and an even smaller group about his importance, and a near non existant group knew he fought the Emporer and Vader. How did they know that was his hand? How did they know where to look? Why were they looking when Luke was an unknown nobody? Dow did the lightsaber survive the explosion? (two sin points added for utter absurdity)



"Jurassic Park 2: The Lost World"

* You know what? Never mind the hand with the incredible death grip on the ship's stearing wheel, how'd the T-Rex even get the guy without breaking into the cabin? The steering wheel was too far in. (sin point added)

* And if the T-Rex wasn't smashing into the cabin, why did all the crew stay outside to get eaten instead of running into the miraculous T-Rex-proof cabin? (sin point added)

* Ian said in the first film he had three kids, yet not only does he only have one with him in this movie, there's no indication from him others stayed behind. Were the others really bad? Did they not eat all their vegetables and couldn't go to an island of death? Also, where's the wife? Or is he just getting a lot and there's no mother around? Two sins for each missing kid. (two sin points added)

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The New Number 2: "Are you going to run?"
Number 6: "Like blazes. First chance I get."

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"Stargate"

* How did Jackson get dragged like that and not lose his sunglasses? (sin point added)

* Movie's first scene with Colonel O'Neil has him distraught and holding the gun his son accidently killed himself with, yet when a kid around his son's age yells and runs away in fear of him on another planet, his first reaction it to point his gun at the kid. (sin point added)

* Damnit I miss Teal'C. (sin point added)

* Colonel O'Neil teaches said alien kid again later in the movie when the kid tries to touch his big firearm, that it's dangerous by shouting, "No! It's dangerous!" and then points said big firearm at the kid while he runs away from the Colonel. Is it me of does O'Neil have a thing about wanting to shoot kids in the back? Also it looks like he has his finger on the trigger -- while skipping that class on shooting hostiles, Jack apparently also skipped the class about not shooting already established friendlies who seconds ago you were bonding with. (sin point added)

* Okay, so why does this all-power space alien have a bunch of little boy concubines anyway? (sin point added)

* No alien lap dances. (sin point added)

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The New Number 2: "Are you going to run?"
Number 6: "Like blazes. First chance I get."

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"Labyrinth"

* Naked faries. (sin point added)

* Movie does not contain naked fairy lap dances. (sin point added)

* If this was just her imagination, then she imagined the Bowie buldge? Was this a remorse dream or a coming of age girl dream? (sin point added)

*Again, if her imagination, why does she feel Bowie needs to change his cloths so often? Or turn into an owl? (sin point added)

* One of the rocks supposedly rolling across the screen during the town battle, isn't rolling and is clearly just being dragged by an unseen wire.

MISSED OPPRITUNITY:

CinemaSins ends each video with clips that have sounds clips from other film or TV series layed over them. The scene where Didymus bangs his head on a wooden beam while riding the dog, could have had the line from "Star Trek V: The Final Frontier" right before Scotty bangs his head on a object over head.

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The New Number 2: "Are you going to run?"
Number 6: "Like blazes. First chance I get."

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"The Matrix"

Missed oppritunities for audio use:

The scene of Neo and Morpheus gettign ready to practice fight. The breif scene from "Office Space" with Anniston would have been perfect:

"I love Kung Fu..."


Morpheus and Neo walking could have used the music from the testing powers scene from "Unbreakable".

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The New Number 2: "Are you going to run?"
Number 6: "Like blazes. First chance I get."

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"Poltergeist"

* Film does not contain a ghostly lap dance. (one sin point added)


In the end when he uses lines from other films and TV shows, he missed a clear and obvious one -- I'm surprised:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kapHT5YIi8

"The Simpsons", "Treehouse of Horror I"
Segment: Bad Dream House

Homer: "Hello, Mr. Ploot? Homer Simpson here. When you sold me this house you forgot to mention one little thing -- you didn't tell me it was built on an indian burial ground!!! No you didn't!"

(pause)

"Well, that's not my recollection. Yeah, well, all right. Good bye," hangs up and turns to the family.

"He says he's mentioned it five or six times."

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The New Number 2: "Are you going to run?"
Number 6: "Like blazes. First chance I get."

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"Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope"

* Vader says the rebels must be trying to to return the stolen plans to the Princess. Why would anybody do that? It doesn't make any sense. One: she's being held on a Star Destroyer. Two: how would they know she's there? Three: the plans are for the rebels so they can mount their assualt; Leia is only a cog in the rebel chain leading to the fleet command -- she doesn't need the plans, she couldn't do jack squat with them even if she kept them, and why would they think she needs them? This is worth five sins alone.

* How exactly did Obi Wan die again? He stood there and Vader slice through Obi's clothing and the clothing fell to the ground empty. Since when have lightsabers been disintegrators? Limbs get cut off, things get damanged, sparks fly, but an entire body can vaporize in an instant? And what was Vader doing afterwards -- making sure the possible pile of ashes was dead? (two sin points added)

* What exactly is keeping the green Death star beams in place at a point before leaping out at it's target? Magic? (one sin point added)

* Right angle torpedoes. (one sin point added)

* And if torpedoes can change angles by themselves and shoot down a small opening without hitting the walls on the way down, why not just fire them elsewhere and let them work their way to the target? (one sin point added)

* Why does Luke have to use the Force and ignore the targetting computer when Vader foregoes the the Force and uses the targetting computer? (one sin point added)

* If C3PO can talk in English but R2D2 beeps, then why even have driods that make beeps and boops and other sounds that the user has to learn in order to descipher? Why cant' they all just speak English or the language of the purchaser? C3PO was programmed in many languages, by his own words. And isn't it extraordinarily convinient C3PO is programmed with the beeponese language R2D2 speaks. (three sin points added)

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The New Number 2: "Are you going to run?"
Number 6: "Like blazes. First chance I get."

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"Hook"

* Movie does not contain an underwater mermaid lap dance. (one sin point added)

* If Never Land is still a place on Earth, how are there three moons in the sky? (one sin point added)

* Tinker Bell has Peter's stuff plastered all over her wall, you know, like other wannabe serial killer stalkers. (one sin point added)

* This is supposed to all be in Peter's head? This was a very weirdly specific dream that required him to not believe for a long time, give Never Land three moons, imagine what Hook and his crew were doing elsewhere, and form a romanic subplot with a fairy (why couldn't he just imagine her a romanic partner?). In fact, why is anybody in danger in his imagination? (two sin points added)

* Wait, so why is Tink fantisizing about Peter? Are there not other fairies in Never Land? Are there no male fairies in Never Land? Do fairies reproduce asexually, at will? (one sin point added)

* So, let me get this straight: Hook is afraid of the sound of clocks, but isn't bothered by a huge alligator replicate in town all this time? (one sin point added)


Missed film dubs:

The Under the Sea song from "The Little Mermaid" as Peter is under the sea with mermaids.

"The Princess Bride" sword fight between Wesley and Inigo for Peter and Hook fighting.

And of course the obligatory and still effective nonetheless "Tommy, how's the peeping?" quote for when Peter looks into Tinker Bell's place. (NO, that quote will never get boring)


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The New Number 2: "Are you going to run?"
Number 6: "Like blazes. First chance I get."

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"Kung Fu Panda"

Missing film dubs:

The opening of the "Samurai Jack" theme music, for the opening of KFP, since it's rather a balatant copying.

And for the panda looking through that hole in the wall, of course, "Tommy, how's the peeping?"

And a sin for CinemaSins for not using the obvious "Everyone was Kung Fr Fighting" song.



"How to Train Your Dragon"

* Movie thankfully does not contain a dragon lap dance. (one sin point removed)

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The New Number 2: "Are you going to run?"
Number 6: "Like blazes. First chance I get."

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"Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief"

* Okay, so the Hydra grows two heads back for every one cut off, but not new legs, so why not just keep cutting the heads off just as they are growing until the Hydra is so heavy it can't walk or it has so many heads it's like a thing of grapes and the heads can't even move? At a certain point all that weight will crush the lungs in it, right? And it's not growing more lungs or hearts, is it? So how many heads does it get to have before it simply dies? (two sin points added)

* This movie was made. (one sin point added)


Missing film dubs:
The guy drinking from the lake in the end of the CinemaSins video, is just like the scene from one of the initial "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" TV movies. Easy parody.

The Hades fire thingy disappearing = the disappearing The First from the "Buffy the Vamprie Slayer" episode "Amends" with he First yelling out, "Dead by sunrise!"

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The New Number 2: "Are you going to run?"
Number 6: "Like blazes. First chance I get."

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"2012"

Missing film dubs:
Kathy Lee Gifford singing "If they could see me now..." from the old Carnival cruise ship commercial,as the cruise ship rolls over on its side.

Underwater rescue scene needs the music and FX from the underwater whales freing scene from "Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home".

Dad playing the radio in the car to his daugher should have been the song, "It's the end of the world as we know it..."



"The Day After Tomorrow"

* Why does that cop's head sound like a hammer hitting an anvil when it's hit by a piece of hail (or snow ball?)? (one sin point added)

* That's a lot of birds flying over the city, so where are the countless drops of bird poop hitting the ground, people, cars, buildings, etc? You can't feed two dozen birds in the Wal-Mart parking lot without one bird crap hitting your car. (one sin point added)

* Um, what parts of Texas are not flooded? Texas shares a border with Mexico and we see Americans crossing the border into Mexico and walking in water on the ground that is a foot or two high. Also, screw Canadians, right? (two sin points added)


Missing film dub:

The obvious one from the end of the original "The Twilight Zone" episode with the guy and books, for any library scene in this terrible Emmerich film.

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The New Number 2: "Are you going to run?"
Number 6: "Like blazes. First chance I get."

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"Star Wars - Episode II: Attack of the Clones" (or Episode III)

* Fifty sin points for even being made.

* Another fifty for somebody studio guy reading the script and thinking, "Hey, I know -- let's finance this and put our name on it!"

Missing film dub:
CinemaSins went on about the long and annoying text scrool opening, so it could have been a perfect dub to put over the season three premiere of "Red Dwarf" that opened with a super long text scrool like SW, which re-capped the first two seasons and stuff that happened off screen and was so long that as part of the joke it was sped up so you couldn't even read it and lasted thirty seconds. Howard Goodall's music for that is terrific:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV5bs_e3JK4


"The Lion King"

* "They call me Mr. Pig!". Ah, no, they call you Pumbaa. (one sin point added)

* Also, who would even call you a pig? You're a warthog, which is part of the pig family. Are there even common pigs in Africa? (one sin point added)

* So, Simba aged, but no one else did? (one sin point added)

* Monkey butt. (one sin point added)

* Bottle rocket bird. (one sin point added)

* If hyenas lived in what appears to be relative peace with the lions, under Scar, what happened to that once Simba claimed the thrown? Hyena segregation? (one sin point added)

* So, let me get this straight, the following animals can talk and think: birds, lions, hyenas, warthogs, what ever the heck Timon is exactly, and possibly other animals, but bugs can't and you can eat them? Mother nature is very selective. (one sin point added)

* Why did Scar become the leader? The power structure appears to be birthright monarchy, where the father is in charge and his son will one day inherit the thrown, so why does Mufasa's wife become the queen? And what was the plan exactly for the leadership structure, assuming women are not allowed, is Mufasa died unexpectedly and his son, too? Draw straws? Or is that draw reids? (one sin point added)


Missing film dub:

Rafiki bouncing on the tree limbs in the dark would be a perfect place to overdub it with that scene from the episode "Adventures in Paradise: Part 2" from "Frasier" where Frasier is standing on the bed, shouting like a mad man, "Oh yeah! and "Yes! Yes! Yes!":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrZrZRmYD5E

Followed up by an exchange later in the episode where Frasier is making a semi sarcastic reply to Lilith about something:

"You'll understand, though, if I don't jump up and down and yell 'Yippee!'."

Lilith: "Yes, I've already seen that."
(the last twenty seconds or less: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfJEUTTXBbk



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The New Number 2: "Are you going to run?"
Number 6: "Like blazes. First chance I get."

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"Frozen"

* Wants to stuff chocolate in her face, which is kind of dirty. (one sin point added)

* None of the towns people are worried that the heir to the thrown is dancing and singing to herself around town like a crazy person? (one sin point added)

* So, does he have snowballs? (one sin point added)

* So, if she has the power to create a little sentient snowman being, why is the giant snowman creature evil?


Missing film dubs:

The rock summing hum from "Labyrinth" for the rocks coming at the characters about one minute in the review. Well, trolls that look like rocks.

And maybe it would have been fun if a scene from the Youtube channel The Scary Snowman, of Freaky the Scary Snowman jolting his head around, with a surprised reaction from Olaf.

https://www.youtube.com/user/TheScarySnowman

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The New Number 2: "Are you going to run?"
Number 6: "Like blazes. First chance I get."

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"The Fantastic Four" (2015)


* Government man says they've sent matter to another dimension but have not been able to bring it back. How would they know any of this? How do they know it's another dimension? Was there a sign saying, "You Are Now Entering the 5th Dimension" or some sh!t? How do they know the matter has arravied? Are there cameras over there that somehow broadcast pictures back threw dimensions and have incredible Hunger Games placement? Also, why try sending matter to other dimensions? If they are experimenting with the equivalent of a transporter, why not take baby steps and try sending matter from one side of the country to another -- who knows what you are doing to the fabric of time and space, what you may bring back, what conseuences there are to the actions you've just committed, and is there really a need to send matter to another dimension? When will that ever come in handy? (two sin points added)

* It's an annonymous blue beam of light -- how the hell do you know that is Earth matter being converted to energy? (one sin point added)

* No other world powers are the least bit alarmed the United States has flying indestructable super humans. (one sin point added)

* Movie tries to end on an mid sentence "The Sopranos" style and has not earned it. (one sin point added)


Missing film dubs:

Heading back to Earth in the blue beam, dubbed over with the "South Park" music/FX from beam travel from the episode "A History Channel Thanksgiving".

The blue sphere ball dubbed over with the sphere glowing and disappearing from any episode of the series "Seven Days".

Charactger drawing on the dry erase board, dubbed over with the music from a similar scene in "Good Will Hunting".

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The New Number 2: "Are you going to run?"
Number 6: "Like blazes. First chance I get."

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"Godzilla" (1998)


* "That's a lot of a fish."

That's a lot of fish. (one sin point added)

* So, is Godzilla asexual and producing at will? And brother has it got a lot of will. And if there is a father, then why isn't the dad helping destroy things? (one sin point added, asexually)

* Roland Emmerich. (one sin point added)

* New York has a lot of underground tunnels for sewage and subways, so why arent' the street collapsing under Godzilla's weight?

* Godzilla gives birth to a lot of babyzillas, so is movie trying to tell us pregnant females are cranky angry monsters? (one sin point added)

* Does Godzilla not have to go to the bathroom at any time ever during her/it's storming through the city? Even cows will stop and take massive wees and dumps. (one sin point added)

* How did Godzilla lay all those eggs without breaking the building? (one sin point added)

* No Godzilla lap dance. (sin point removed)

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The New Number 2: "Are you going to run?"
Number 6: "Like blazes. First chance I get."

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"Ice Age [1]"


* Did Sid say "Masturbating dance"? Probably not, but I'm going to sin it anyway because he's either talking about that or just regular dancing and both are unacceptable at this point in the film. (one sin point added)

* Okay, I get that animals can talk, I get that they can talk to each other -- I'm suspending disbelief here, but how come they can all talk in English? Are there no aniamls that speak other languages? Convinient same language is convinient! [one sin point added)

* How is that tiger not eating that baby right now? (one sin point added)

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The New Number 2: "Are you going to run?"
Number 6: "Like blazes. First chance I get."

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"Sin City [1]"


Missing film dubs:

Yellow guy peeping from the back of the car:
"Tommy, how's the peeping?"

Main character falling into tar:
"Data! Something's got meeeee!"
From: "Star Trek: The Next Generation"
Episode: "Skin of Evil"

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The New Number 2: "Are you going to run?"
Number 6: "Like blazes. First chance I get."

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"Friday the 13th" (1980)


* After killing just three people in twenty years, she suddenly decided that was pretty boring and decided to take them out like rats at a dump with an air rifle? And that's some remarkable luck getting so many so quickly without getting caught. (one sin point added)


Missing film dub:

The olibatory "Tommy, how's the peeping?" for the peeping from a distance scene.

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The New Number 2: "Are you going to run?"
Number 6: "Like blazes. First chance I get."

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Resident Evil: Extinction"

* Two more things that survived the magical virus: clean cloths and make up. (one sin point added)

* Sunglasses underground in a dark room. (one sin point added)

* Zombies still are aware enough to wear sunglasses. You may be dead and eating human beings, but gotta get that UV eye protection! (one sin point added)

* Man, those are some clean unobstructed highways. You can't even get through a week of rain without your driveway getting covered in sand and sticks. (one sin point added)

* Child hologram for the computer. (one sin point added)

* Child hologram says Alice's powers have grown at a "geometric rate". Fun fact: Geometry is a branch of mathematics concerned with questions of shape, size, relative position of figures, and the properties of space. Perhaps what the writers meant to say is something like, "Her powers have increased many times over" or "Her powers appear to be increasing at an exponential rate". (one geometric sin point added)

* If that watch is running on a battery and is not a wind-up watch, where are the batteries coming from? Batteries have a shelf life. (one sin point added until refuted)

* Who is maintaining the cellphone towers that send the cellphone signals? Who is maintining the satellites bouncing the signals? (one sin point added)

* Cliched old unused vehicle turned upside down. (one sin point added)

* Also, there are millions of cars and trucks in the U.S., so where are all these old abandoned vechiles? Seems relatively clear. (one sin point added)

* Why do the clones even need clothing? Why are the clones cloned to have female parts? Who is cutting the clones hair? Are they cloned to have short hair? Why do the clones have fashion sense? Where is this endless wardrobe of clone cloths coming from? Forever 21 Clone? (ten sin points added)

* How did she know the channel, frequency, or what ever, the meeting was on so she could broadcast her hologram to it? (one sin point added)

* What is keeping that massive army of zombies alive? There aren't that many humans to feed off of. (one sin point added)

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The New Number 2: "Are you going to run?"
Number 6: "Like blazes. First chance I get."

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"Don't Breathe"

* What magical neighborhood is this where house after house can have grass that long? Any home owner will tell you that if you don't cut your grass and let it get out of control like that, you are fined by the city. And if you don't cut it, they'll come out and do it and then charge you their own price. Many cities have Code Enforcement vehicles that just drive around street to street looking for violations.

* With that much money and the money to afford two safes, the blind man could have gotten a small Liberty safe and there would have been no theft of his money.

* That is some bright sunshine shining through the windows after midnight.

* So why exactly isn't she reporting this crazy blind man to the police? And don't give me the whole she doesn't want them to know what she was doing thing. Put on some rubber gloves, type out a letter, put the letter in an envelope, stick a stamp on it, put a fake return address on it and mail it to the police. No DNA, no finger prints, security camera footage.

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The New Number 2: "Are you going to run?"
Number 6: "Like blazes. First chance I get."

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