Guardians of Marvel's Overdraft Vol. 200 Review

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Review

-tries to hard to be the first film

-some of the songs don't fit too well with the action

-the jokes are a bit hit and miss

-drax was pretty funny

-when he plays the practical joke on ten-ten was funny

-bwahahahha

-kirk russell was average as chris prats dad

-rocky's in it for some reason

-but he doesn't punch anyone!

-...he should have though, would have made the film more enjoyable

-starting with stan lee the creep

-seriously it's not funny or interesting having him pop up in every marvel film

-it takes you out of the film and breaks the 4th, 5th and 6th wall

-the crazy blue karen was kinda good

-she was nebula in the first film

-now she has this sisterly-love/hate thing going on all film with her sister

-who is played by zoe sardines zoldana

-a green faced freak

-who is also clinically depressed

-and wields a sword..

-we call that a danger to the community where im from

-chris the prat is ok in this film

-he seems kinda bored in parts

-like he's just phoning in his performace and would rather be doing a film with substance

-and only agreed to do it because he owes harvey weinsteeen a favour lmao

-its great humour and its topical

-unlike the reference to ipods in the film

-mini groot was kinda cute as expected

-but also kinda annoying

-just like a real baby

-the special effects were also very good

-but i didn't care for it much

-so it just seemed like a waste of money and resources to me

-which im ok with since i streamed it anyway

-ain't that rat boy annoying?

-i know thats kinda the point but if i was a guardian of the galaxy id kick him in the mouth

-this film even made my sweet lord a bit boring

-unforgivable

-see i know my films and am a man of conviction

-like when the film finished everyone in the cinema stood up and started clapping

-but i was like "oi stop clapping! it wasn't as good as you thought"

-and everyone just stood there, mouths open, completely shocked

-and i thought they were gonna keep clapping

-but suddenly they instead all turned to me and STARTED CLAPPING ME!

-i was like oh wow lol, jeez guys ur embarrassing me hehe!

-but i really liked it

-so much so that i'll prob do it again now at the end of some other film


7/10