Just not funny.
The aim was clearly to parody the type of movies they review on Best of the Worst, but it fails. Really boring and unfunny. The production design was the best thing about it.
shareI think the problem with this movie and the AVGN movie is the same; they try to 'be funny by making a B-movie deliberately', which can never work.
Instead of that, they should have started with a 'REALLY GOOD STORY' first. Once they have that, then just polish and tweak it until the details are all in the bag, then when start doing it, you can make it funny with attitude, personality and jokes you might think of while making it.
You don't start from the other end by 'making a bad B-movie', and then just shoving in it whatever leftover ideas you have from your other productions.
The good story should ALWAYS be the core, then even if the 'B-movie' stuff fails, at least you still have something valuable you are creating. Bad acting and bad effects can be forgiven, if there's something valuable in the movie - in other words, if the STORY is good.
It's not enough to have funny props and bumble around without knowing when to stop.