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Things I learned from Watch Your Back

posted 9 years ago by authorb22
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1. If you start getting stalker-esque pictures from a cell phone app, never EVER consider deleting the app.
2. It's not at all bizarre for your wife to not want your child to go into a closet that doesn't contain anything of real value.
3. Stalking someone and taking pictures of them, apparently, isn't a crime the police can investigate.
4. If you feel there's someone stalking you, don't tell your assistant, boss, or co-workers. It's not information that they should know about at all.
5. If a man has a female neighbor, his wife will always assume she wants to be with him. ALWAYS.
6. A young child can wander from her parents' care in a crowded post office and nobody will intervene at all.
7. While in combat with the man who's been ruining your life, be sure to throw in some fancy karate moves while you're fighting for your life.
8. If you receive a clock from a guy who is stalking you, keep it. A gift's a gift, even if it is from a potential murderer or rapist.
9. When holding people hostage, spend as much time just describing what you're GOING to do instead of actually do it. No way they'll have time to escape their restraints and subdue you.
10. Packages filled with normal mail sound like ticking bombs.

[–] Strawberrry35 9 years ago

11. When you think the package in your mailbox is a bomb, struggle a bit but make sure you put it back into the mailbox.
12. Always wear your seatbelt when driving away from a bomb.
13. Stalkers rent cars with their real, personal info, so you can call the rental company and they will give you the renter's info
14. Never take screen shots of images that can incriminate your stalker, allow them to disappear.
15. When you realize you have a stalker, and the hubby is busy, wait until he has time to tell him.
16. Give toast to your step daughter's dolls so she will like you better than she likes her mother.
17. Forgive your wife's stalker after you realize she deserved the stalking, hey he was threatening you too with pictures, but she asked for it, just call it even.

[–] jnorgle 9 years ago

18. Hamburgers can kill you when not eaten in moderation
19. When you're going on a search for your stalker, make sure to lie and say where you are actually going when you're hiding out from danger
20. All really good assassins embarrassingly fail
21. To keep thin, eat an apple for breakfast
22. It is possible for a woman in her early late 20's to look mid-40s
23. When your life knows how to take out tracking devices despite working for a business firm, this is not to be suspicious about.
24. If your wife is indescribably hot while in a bra and pants, avert your eyes.
25. While in the room with a trained assassin that doesn't want you to move, make sure you do.

[–] Trevor-5 9 years ago

"4. If you feel there's someone stalking you, don't tell your assistant, boss, or co-workers. It's not information that they should know about at all."

SPOILER ALERT - - - Since she turned out to be a hitwoman, then she DEFINITELY wouldn't want more people looking into her life.

"8. If you receive a clock from a guy who is stalking you, keep it. A gift's a gift, even if it is from a potential murderer or rapist."

SPOILER ALERT - - - Since she turned out to be a hitwoman, she likely wanted to learn what she could about the stalker with as little police involvement as possible.

"10. Packages filled with normal mail sound like ticking bombs."

SPOILER ALERT - - - The stalker removed the package - which DID contain a ticking clock - before the bomb squad arrived and returned the regular mail.

[–] deircr3 9 years ago

2. It's not at all bizarre for your wife to not want your child to go into a closet that doesn't contain anything of real value

She could have had sex toys in the close.
26. She never considered hitting home and off/on button to capture the image.

I like eggs

[–] caroleanne 8 years ago

In whose house ever has the closet by the front door been anyone's personal closet? Isn't it usually reserved for coats/boots? Of course no one ever takes their shoes/boots off in these movies. They just come in and walk all over the white carpet. Anyway there didn't seem to be anything personal in the closet, and if there was, those items should have been in her bedroom closet! Duh!

[–] caroleanne 8 years ago

Oops meant to start a new post, not reply here.