Karate porn


I call "Into the Badlands" karate porn. The fight scenes are amazing and then you have to sit thru a ton of pointless, horrible storyline to get back into the real, hot body-body action and see the "money shot".

They should use the "bow chicka wow wow" guitar soundtrack and make it about a pizza delivery guy with a "special" skill!

I was watching with friends on NYE day and literally slept between fight scenes. They would wake me up when a fight was about to break out.

Plus, the plot is so predictable that skipping over everything but the fight scenes in no way impacts your understanding of what is happening.

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