Most of these people need personal nurses!

seriously, the people who are telling us their stories are basically poster children for why weekend passes SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why, if you are growing suspicious of your partner, would you stay with them FOR OVER A YEAR????????????????????

seriously, day 7--?? what??? that is like 2 years later? you get what you get!

Oh God. Fortune vomits on my eiderdown once more.