Enough with conspiracy theories!

Don't bother with that pretentious, condescending and overly paranoid bastard -- he claims to be against any and all conspiracies, and like his mentally defective and socially backwards friends (we're talking about the quintessential basement dwelling dorks whose idea of a good time is pumping each other in a circle jerk while watching Power Rangers and South Park), even when the government itself ADMITS that its own agencies or intelligence services have been involved in conspiracies, such as Operation Ajax in Iran (which also involved MI6 and Mossad), Watergate (which involved pretty much everyone in the Nixon administration and their flunkies in the Justice Department, and was so secret that had their operatives not goofed while breaking into Democratic HQ, would likely have never been discovered), Iran-Contra (yet another conspiracy that would never have been discovered had they not goofed), the Rumsfeld-Saddam affair, yet another top secret operation that involved convincing and pressuring Saddam to invade Iran in the middle of the night without any declaration of war, which is not only illegal, but also constitutes a war crime, Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI, or "Star Wars"), which was sold to the public as a legitimate attempt to establish an anti-Soviet missile shield using X-ray lasers in outer space and that this was actually possible, but in reality was not possible and even worse, was a deliberate fraud to sucker the Soviets into yet another arms race while getting slaughtered in Afghanistan (and the Soviets fell for it), as well as a massive front to illegally funnel defense money to anticommunist dissidents in Eastern Europe.

We also have the Tuskegee conspiracy which involved the secret and highly illegal medical abuse and testing of black men in the US from 1932 to 1972 (!) under the guise of providing poor blacks with "free health care". Then there is MK Ultra, another highly illegal and medically abusive series of experiments orchestrated by the CIA from their secret labs at McGill University in Montreal, Canada and also even more illegally (since the CIA is not allowed to conduct any operations within the US), at Stanford University and a few other domestic labs. People were being drugged and medically and psychologically raped, sometimes even involving actual sexual rape, while unconscious so that they would have no memory of what occurred. And that worked for awhile until the subjects started having nightmares, eventually forcing the CIA to disclose the facts about their activities. No one in the government today denies that MK Ultra was a conspiracy. Why? Because it was a conspiracy! I could go on and on, there are so many proven cases out there that can be referenced.

These are all examples of conspiracies orchestrated by the government, some of which like SDI went so far as to actually constitute fraud since they were using taxpayer money to "fund" a project that they knew was impossible to achieve because there isn't even enough money in the world to accomplish it, not to mention the fact that the technology to even make it happen is hundreds of years away (maybe decades, but given the hundreds of trillions of dollars needed to design, build, test and deploy X-ray lasers in outer space, not likely).

But this jackass troll will deny any of these examples as constituting conspiracies, even though the government and even the people involved in the planning and execution of these operations admit that they were conspiracies!