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mistresspixel, Yes it was an extremely poorly made film.

I almost thought that the dog was a stuffed animal how it just sat there. No panting, or turning it's head. Movements that a live dog would do.

Using the cardboard movie poster suit as a shield was a WTF moment in movie history.


I hope you can locate better movies for your and your child to enjoy together soon.

The movie Pixies (2015), Yellowbird, Shaun the Sheep all received a high rating. I didn't enjoy any of these movies, so I also watched tv and walked away while the movies were playing.  If you can watch it for free, then you only waste time and not money. If you have to pay to watch these films, then I would say "pass."


l'll get my cape...
..I wanna put dem paws on him. Dig that..

Awesome, make sure your kids are aware that the crappy movies they're watching were STOLEN by Mommy and Daddy.
That's a great example you're setting. You can make fun of the director all you want but he's making films, and you're stealing them.
He's making an honest living and you're a thief. Who's the better role model?
You're sad.
When your kids want a candy bar do you just have them put one or two in their pockets then walk out of the store? Why give the money to Target or Hershey when all you have to do is steal them? WAY easier!
Whether you realize it or not (and I'm sure you don't because you're obviously an idiot) the quality of films will continue to get worse and worse and it's because you choose to pirate and steal films instead of paying for them.
And before you spout more idiotic conspiracy theories about directors and family members posting their own reviews, I can tell you that I have no connection with this movie whatsoever. In fact I think the movie was really bad. A bad movie I paid to watch.

Also, you dislike this kids movie so much that you want the directors dog to die?
Seriously?! You want a dog to DIE!? What's wrong with you?
You can't be someone's parent. I'm seriously hoping you were kidding about that and you're really a 13 year old boy. This would all make so much more sense.
No grown adult with children posts a review and tells the director to suck a dick and then wishes his pet would die.

I'm picturing your home life now... poor white trailer trash. Definitely a single parent home. Food on the floor, flies everywhere. Your kid is filthy. Laying on that disgusting floor in just their dirty underwear.
"Mommy/Daddy (one or the other cuz there isn't both in this family) I wanna watch a movie!"
"Okay honey lemme see what I can download illegally for you on the puter. But first, pass me my cigarettes" LOL