A FTWD Christmas Wish...


Dear Santa,

Instead of the usual wish for world peace or even the Stretch Armstrong I've been waiting over 40 years for, this year I'd like to have an overwhelming zombie horde completely wipe out the current inhabitants of FTWD. I mean a scorched Earth wipe out too. And please do it while the show is in its winter break so we won't have to be subjected to their endless emoting and sophomoric dialog. S6E1 should open with a pan of an open field where the only visible activity is the wind racing across the tall grass letting us know that the world is reborn and at peace then slowly dissolve to a scene of Robert Kirkland sitting in a leather arm chair where he apologizes to the audience for not having a plan for the series after S1E1. He also admits that everyone was miscast and that there was little to no adult supervision from AMC to quality check the show then roll credits. Thank you in advance for this, Santa, we'll work on the Stretch Armstrong next year.

P.S. Daniel survives and gets his own show.

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This might get me watching again.

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