Rank the segments


Vicious Circles- 5/10
Dante the Great- 4/10
Parallel Monsters- 6/10
Bonestorm- 8/10

Overall, I'd give the movie a 6/10. The previous two were better.

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Vicious Circles 0/10
Dante the great 5/10
Parallel Monsters 5/10
Bonestorm 1/10

Vicious Circles didn't make any sense

Dante The Great started out with found footage and then abandoned it (Also, why would he record himself murdering people? "He recorded everything" obviously couldn't think of a valid reason)

Parallel Monsters started out promising and then went to trash with peoples faces glowing

Bonestorm is just 20 minutes of trash Gopro shots of kids beating up skeletons instead of running away.

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I loved Bonestorm. I thought it was funny and the skeletons were kind of cool.

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Ditto smithhh

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Parallel Monsters is the only one worth rating- 7. I am so disappointed after the first 2 being so entertaining. "I like you!"

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Vicious Circles 1/10

Dante the Great 6/10

Parallel Monsters 4/10

Bonestorm 1/10

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4th: Dante the Great- 3/10
3rd/2nd: Vicious Circles- 6/10
3rd/2nd: Bonestorm- 6/10
1st: Parallel Monsters- 9/10

I give the movie a 7/10. It's my least favorite out of the 3 movies(V/H/S 2 being my favorite) but it was very entertaining to say the least.

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Vicious Circles-3/10
Dante the Great - 4/10
Parallel Monsters 6/10
Bonestorm 3/10

Should've quit whilst they're ahead.


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Safe Haven - 10/10
10/31/98 - 10/10
Amateur Night - 9/10
Parallel Monsters - 8.5/10
A Ride in the Park - 8.5/10
Slumber Party Alien Abduction 8/10
Phase I Clinical Trials - 7.5/10
Bonestorm - 7/10
Dante the Great - 6/10
Second Hooneymoon - 6/10
The Sick Thing That Happened to Emily When She Was Younger - 5.5/10
Tuesday the 17th - 4/10
Tape 49 - Good (7/10)
Vicious Circles - Confusing, albeit entertaing (6/10)
Tape 56 - Meh (5/10)

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Interesting to see the discrepancies between everyone's ratings.


10/31/98 - 10/10. Incredible. Everything in this short embraces and personifies what this series *should* have been about. Plus I love things that are set in the not-so-distant past--makes it creepier for some reason.

Amateur Night - 10/10. Great build up and finale...and who doesn't like Lily?

Tuesday the 17th - 9/10. Very fun romp in the woods. I love slashers so a found footage slasher would naturally rank high for me.

A Ride in the Park - 8.5/10. Nice concept though it gets silly at the end.

Second Honeymoon - 8/10. Love the slow burn. Genuinely creepy and unsettling.

Safe Haven - 8/10. High voltage fun. Great Silent Hill homage but suffers from ending.

Tape 56 - 7/10. Dead guy was creepy and brought a sense of dread to the wraparound missing in the others.

Parallel Monsters - 6/10. The only segment that remotely captured the spirit of the series in Viral.

Clinical Trials - 5/10. Nice bachelor pad.

SPAA - 3.5/10. Who would've thought aliens could be so damn obnoxious.

Dante - 3/10. Hilariously entertaining for all the wrong reasons.

The Sick Thing - 2.5/10. Zzzz. Technically not bad but extremely boring and tedious.

Vicious Circles - 2/10. Absolutely atrocious, headache inducing and pointless. The only thing that prevented it from and one star rating was the dog getting stabbed in the head with a fork.

Tape 49 - 1.5/10. uneventful and un-suspenseful. director showed his dong. Thumbs up at the end was hilarious though.

Bonestorm - 1/10. Why didn't they all die?

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Vicious Circles- I don't even remember what is this so 0/10
Dante the Great- 4/10 Dumb acting and pretty ridiculous
Parallel Monsters- 7/10 This was pretty scary.. the monster penis and vagina.. WOW
Bonestorm- 5/10 some guys vs a full skeletons army? they won.. c'mon.. skeletons not defending properly

I know this is a stu.pid movie. Overall I'll get parallel monsters, the rest of the movie sucks big time.

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