It doesn't help...

I love salads, but It doesn't help that all these health experts in the movie who eat plant based diets look like 98 lb AIDS patients. Pick your spokespeople better, or I'll beat you up and stuff you in a locker myself, nerds.

Then they try and make up for their incompetence by saying they don't need viagra. Yeah of course you don't because your wife's divorced you and is enjoying a steak and a robust Cabernet Sauvignon with real man who doesn't pee sitting down.

Cardboard Box is the Future.