Wow!
I was watching this tonight and, get this, I mysteriously fell ASLEEP! I think it might have been something spiritual. Maybe aliens. I had a dream about Zooey Deschanel running around naked in a forest.
The dream was a 5. Not a big Zooey Deschanel fan but at least she can act and she's easy on the eyes. The movie was a 3. It needed some guns, a loud and pounding rock music track and some gratuitous nudity. Lots of gratuitous nudity.
Go back to college for another pointless two years, guys, have a few more pumpkin spice lattes and artisan beers or whatever and try again. Next time, cut it short on the "look how smart and sophisticated I am" and just try to tell a story. If you had focused more on the story and less on the pseudo-intellectual artsy crap, this could have been a good movie. A sonogram on a wall is "art"? Come on!