What I Learned From The Wrong Girl

1. A prisoner at a mental asylum can escape simply by dressing as a janitor.
2. No pair of glasses will EVER make Kirsten Prout look nerdy.
3. File rooms in mental institutions are always unlocked and unguarded.
4. If you're a teacher having a sexual relationship with a student, don't make out with them in a car in broad daylight.
5. Any person with bipolar disorder is an psychotic murderer.
6. Teenagers text each other in all caps.
7. If your new best friend begins Single White Femaling you, don't tell your parents about your concerns. It's best to deal with this kind of situation on your own.
8. If you're a cop and a suspect flees on a bicycle, don't bother going to your car to give chase. Just go on foot.
9. If you're being chased by someone with a gun, don't run to a neighbor's house or toward the street. Head for the woods.
10. A woman can shoot at a teenage girl several times while chasing her and not one neighbor will hear it.
11. Allison's barbeque was lame.