What I Learned From Text To Kill

1. When a woman is coming close to seeing a car accident her husband was killed in, don't tell her. Let her see her husband's dead body in the wreck; that's a lot less upsetting.
2. When you're being stalked, always leave your curtains wide open.
3. If your mother is a cop and someone is blackmailing you, don't tell her. No way she could help you in any way.
4. When an incriminating video of you is posted online, everyone you know will immediately see it within hours.
5. If you find evidence among someone's possessions that implicates them in a crime just lying in plain sight, don't consider for a second that it could've been planted.
6. When you're being arrested for a crime you didn't commit, make a run for it. That just screams innocence.
7. When someone is giving you a monologue on how they've been plotting to get revenge on you for years, wait until they're finished before you try to run away.
8. A well-trained cop can tackle a husky kid to the ground, but is no match to a scrawnier teenage boy.
9. Taylor's pants are so last year.