Suddenly the Phone rang
Olivier .. Bob just calling to tell you I have a script here on my desk
Ok Bob any good?
Well there's a part for an assassin which might suit you.
Ok what's it pay
Haha just like you Olivier straight to the point, well it's a low budget film, but they are offering travel expenses and free food vouchers.
Ok so what's the good news?
Well they are renting a high spec camera with auto shaky cam, a crazy zoom in zoom out button, variable speed incorporating auto slow mo, which is perfect for those low budget action shots, and oh you get to snog Stephanie Gerard a girl young enough to be your daughter.
Hmmm interesting, so hows the script, have you read it yet?
Well yes and to be honest it's cr@p and full of clichés but it could kick start you off back into 'B' movies
Hmmm well I guess I don't have a lot to lose then ok sign me up
Ok Olivier you got it
But Bob only on the condition I can wear a short sleeve T-shirt, these tats cost my last pay cheque so I need people to see them.
Ok Olivier speak soon Bye.