100 things I learned from In a Valley of Violence (2016)

1. Fathers carry revolvers. Beware of them and never go near them even if they call out for help.

2. Dogs are great animals to unarm a person.

3. Carry a gun around even if you don't know how to shoot.

4. Leave your gun with the horse.

5. When you leave a town after humiliating some *beep* up people, don't mind to make sure you're not being followed.

6. Before sleeping in the middle of desert forget to put off the fire so that people trying to come after you can get you easily.

7. When you know there are some people around in the night to get ya, don't even think about putting off the fire immediately so that they will get you easily.

8. The valley of violence is quite peaceful except a retard marshal and his bastard son and his degenerate friends.

9. Women always tell their men that they are pregnant in the most *beep* up time.

10. When there are two people facing in a standoff, make sure get in the middle so that your body becomes a shooting target.



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