SPOILERS - look on the bright side
So Evan didn't die, and suffered no serious physical injury, just a flesh wound with a fork. Claim the property damage on insurance. Wife and kids should be sympathetic, given that Even has been tortured and almost buried alive. No one in their right mind would blame him, he could even claim he was forced from the beginning, which is true enough. Wife can make more dodgy art. They can print some more family photos from the digital copies. So, basically Evan got a free threesome with a couple of shapely young demon bitches, pruned his most prudish Facebook friends, and traded most of his wife's dodgy art for money via insurance. Not so bad, really. The only real downer is that his friend Louis died, and probably some mild PTSD.
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