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Jackie's liquor line - clueless, much? Launch party with no product?

posted 10 years ago by temple_drake
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Shine, shine, shine! Her platitudes, her talk of "manifesting" and angels, ugh! I've met people like this in business and they're really irritating. "I don't want to hear negatives, I'm all about making it happen." Well, lady, making it happen takes a year or two. This is a personal gripe on my part, but having tons of cash does not mean a magic wand waves and your wishes are granted.

Then her "rock star" husband says, "There's a lot of science to this!" Ya think?

The fact that they scheduled a launch party with no product speaks volumes. He plays the drums and got rich doing that She married him and got rich doing that. These people are not rocket scientists.

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[–] Patricia-14 10 years ago

The fact that they scheduled a launch party with no product speaks volumes.

I have just three words for you: SHE BY SHEREE!

[–] Lazaka 10 years ago

I have just three words for you: SHE BY SHEREE!

Seriously! That never manifested itself either now did it, nor did her Chateau Sheree!

Also the sheer look of terror on her tiny chunky "rock star" husband's face when he was told the amount of money it was going to cost was PRICELESS

These two can't even pay to get their green pool blue...but they're going to come up with 200k to launch a business in 4 weeks? Yup... it will sell like his records.

Joon: "you're out of your tree" Sam: "it's not my tree"

[–] Patricia-14 10 years ago

Also the sheer look of terror on her tiny chunky "rock star" husband's face when he was told the amount of money it was going to cost was PRICELESS

These two can't even pay to get their green pool blue...but they're going to come up with 200k to launch a business in 4 weeks? Yup... it will sell like his records.

These two remind me -- and I really hate to say this -- of Simon and Alex in their first season of RHONYC. I loved Silex, and I do really miss them on the show. But in their first season they were terribly self-conscious and desperately trying to make people think they were very wealthy and terribly highly regarded and traveling in all the best circles. Luckily, Silex got wise to themselves and knocked it off after the first season. Will Jackie and her hobbit do the same? I'm doubtful.

[–] Lazaka 10 years ago

OMG you literally took the words right out of my mouth lol. I swear I was going to say Silex in my first post! Only I thought Silex were extremely entertaining.

Every time she pays for something I seriously cringe.... I really feel like she can't afford it. We can safely assume they don't own that house but rent since they don't seem to take any interest in cleaning it up properly, then again, he doesn't seem to bathe lol

Jacky is so full of herself I don't know if she's joking or not. Her husband looks like Johnny Depp, she looks like JLo? Does she own a mirror and does she need eye surgery? He better sell more records? Has he sold any?

Joon: "you're out of your tree" Sam: "it's not my tree"

[–] Patricia-14 10 years ago

Her husband looks like Johnny Depp

Yes, if Johnny Depp were an 11-year-old with a weight problem and a learning disability.

[–] Lazaka 10 years ago

haaaahaaaa........ oh lord... nailed it!

Joon: "you're out of your tree" Sam: "it's not my tree"

[–] chase61-1 10 years ago

BWAHAHA ! Too funny , Ahaha ! !

[–] booboos 10 years ago

her hobbit

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[–] ellakittykat 10 years ago

Hmm well considering the band he was in that made him "famous" broke up some time ago then I doubt it. Jacky is so delusional it's scary. Her "rock star" husband looks nothing like Johnny Depp and I love that she is too embarrassed to tell anyone where they are actually from and instead just saying the state instead of the city. (FYI for all non Australian viewers, they are from the industrial city of Newcastle, not sure why she considers it so cringeworthy but I guess it's definitely not considered a wealthy or cultured city)

[–] AustralienneLee 9 years ago

All of Australia know that his band, Silverchair, was formed in Newcastle. It's never been a secret. Selling 8 million albums worldwide pretty much puts him in the "rock star" category, still.

I'm a Lieutenant Detective in, uh, Homicide. That's a fancy name for murder.

[–] cat_sidhe 9 years ago

Also worth mentioning....it's the height of pretention to use a word they can't pronounce AT ALL as their product. Ben was eventually arsed to find out how it was meant to be pronounced. Jackie just refused.

[–] Davey-Matthews 8 years ago

I'm from Canada and I've never heard of 'Silverchair' so I don't know how 'international' of a rockstar he really is...

[–] andromache3 8 years ago

They made it big internationally but that was in the mid nineties. They haven't released music in quite a long time as they BROKE UP a long time ago. She claims her husband still makes music but I haven't heard it.

Don't let anyone ever make you feel like you don't deserve what you want.

[–] kate-hryn-rose 8 years ago

Heck, I'm from Australia, have heard of Silverchair of course, but have never heard of 'the rock star' husband.

And for what it's worth, She keeps talking of Newcastle as if it's not so good. There are beautiful parts of Newcastle and bad just like Melbourne.