What a monumental disaster
Watched this as the TV guide I buy got its listings wrong.
It is the worst movie I have ever seen. The acting is beyond belief, it's so bad, and all the pauses to signify that "something is happening" are just annoying; they don't put me on the edge of my seat. Instead, I'm thinking about maybe doing my laundry...
If you want to have your brain fried, watch this. Otherwise, stay well clear.
I gave it a 1* as I couldn't score it any lower.