WTF were they thinking?
I can't even begin to imagine what the creators of this painful waste of electrons were thinking when they conceived of it.
It's like an episode of "Pee Wee's Playhouse," injected with every kind of drug one could obtain, then kicked down several flights of stairs, run over by several trucks, then thrown into a meat grinder.
Sadly, I don't mean this in a good way.
It's worth watching for about ten minutes, just to see how bad & pointless a movie can be.