What I Learned (or Observed)

1) 10000 days is approx 27 years
2) if Tom Wopat and Daisy Duke were there, it'd be more fun.
3) The fight scenes would mix well with Michael Jackson's "Beat It"
4) In the future, we can still have clean-shaven skin.
5) Kim Myers is the poor woman's Meryl Streep
6) John Schnieder is now the poor man's John Schnieder (self-referential)
7) At this point, is it too late to pray for zombies?
8) My morning coffee has more steam than the poor acting in the frigid cold. (please act harder)
9) Guns did not survive but cowboy hats did.
10) Diabetes shouldn't be an issue when your gonna *beep* freeze to death.
11) No movie is a waste of time; this standardizes a new reference point.
12) This storyline has the depth of an ice cube tray.
13) This movie makes me long for the news in the next 5 minutes.