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Jessica Alba sure is pretty....


But she can't act to save her life. I kept wondering while watching this how she gets work.

Rebecca Hall is another terrible actress getting acting jobs WTF?


This movie sucked more than it should've with her co-starring.


For shame!

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1. Why all the insults all the time?

2. Who cares how old I am

3. Life is bliss without that loser.


Buttcrack!

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1. Good question. Why DO you insult me all the time? (note that you ended this by calling me a buttcrack). Also, if you're opposed to insults, why did you create a thread that insults Jessica Alba?

2. Nobody cares how old you are. You're the one that keeps going on and on about it.

3. I know, right?

Hello, hello. What's going on? What's all this shouting? We'll have no trouble here.

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How is my thread insulting Alba?

I don't know how you did it, but good job.


Buttnut!

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I mean, the first sentence:

But she can't act to save her life. I kept wondering while watching this how she gets work.


I'm good, that's how I did it. I could make you disappear from IMDb if I wanted to, too. You STILL haven't figured it out, have you? Everyone else seems to...

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"I could make you disappear from IMDb if I wanted to, too"


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...........


Nice!

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Do you STILL not know who I really am, dummy? I've only dropped about 1,000 clues and I've had people I don't even know figure it out already...

Hello, hello. What's going on? What's all this shouting? We'll have no trouble here.

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All I know is that you may or maynot suck dick?

Gaybot!



Yuck!

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Well, I mean EVERYONE may or may not suck dick... Dummy!

Wow, if you haven't figured it out by now, then you're even dumber than we all thought, which is pretty freaking impressive!

By the way - don't respond to Freeze in ANY way (ever again) and it'll all be taken care of. I'm working on it right now...

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Get er done.

Figure what out, just tell me you STOOGE.


Buttcrunch!

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Figure out who I am. I can't just TELL you (if you were smart enough to figure it out, then you'd know why I can't say it), but how in the world you haven't figured it out by now, I'm shocked. I mean, I know you're an idiot, but c'mon!

Just DO NOT reply to him in any way whatsoever. If you do, it'll undo what I've done, even once. Especially if he sends you a PM - just delete it. DO NOT reply...

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PM me who you are (to which I don't care).

Freeze-a$$ PMed me but I never respond.


Fcknuts!

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I JUST freaking told you that I cannot tell you that. You have to figure it out for yourself (you'll know why when you do). You seem to be the last one to not know...

Good - DO NOT respond under any circumstances whatsoever and it'll all be over real soon.

Dummy!

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What are the clues then?



Sapa$$!

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They've been coming for years, dummy - I don't remember everything I've told you. And, it's not specific things that were meant as clues. It's just things that I've said that should have clued you in. I SERIOUSLY don't know how one human being can be THIS freaking dumb...

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I don't care who you are or who you want to be or who you were.

I don't give a shyt.


Numbnuts!

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Then quit asking me, dummy!

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Just get rid of the loser and then yourself (another loser).

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As you can see, I'm already way ahead of you on him. Me, however, you're stuck with forever. You made the choice - deal with it...

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What choice did I make?


You've latched onto my teat and kept on sucking. The tit is dry now, run along MAGGOT!

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So, you're dumb, but you're also VERY forgetful in your old age...

I gave you a choice last week on who you would want to get rid of forever. You chose Freeze-ass, which, as you can see, I am making happen. But, that also means that you chose to KEEP me. So, you're stuck with me forever and ever.

Also, at your age, your tit has been dry for decades, dummy. I'm kinda surprised you would lob such a softball at me there...

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You said who I hated the most, not who to get rid of.


Donkeya$$!

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Yes, but I said whoever you chose would never bother you again, dummy.

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How about both of you Numbnuts disappear.


Savor the moment I would.......

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Like I said, you're stuck with me. But, I did cut it in half for you by getting rid of the REAL psycho (at least I don't mess with you in real life). You should be thanking for that...


Savor the moment I would.......

Just because you're as old as Yoda doesn't mean you have to talk like him. Extremely dumb, you are.

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Yes, i'm happy you got rid of the Yahoo.


Buttnut!

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You're welcome, dummy.

So, let me ask you a question, and answer honestly for each of us (me, Freeze, Fatty):

If there was a button you could push that would get us out your hair forever, BUT you knew that it meant that we were actually KILLED, would you push it? You don't know us, so there's that, but on the other hand, you would KNOWINGLY be causing the death of some people who have loved ones.

Answer honestly, for each of us. Should be fun!

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Do you die in this?


Please say yes.


Dumba$$!

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In this imaginary scenario, you have that option, yes. But, would you REALLY have a person killed just because they annoy you on the internet? That's the question I'm posing. What's your answer on each of us?

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Both of you should get in a car together and do the Grace Kelly.


Sapa$$!

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So, is that a yes, then? You would wish death upon me just so I stop bothering you? Keep in mind, I have NEVER tried to do anything to you in real life and have even stepped in when I see Freeze doing it.

What about Freeze and Fatty? Death for them, too?

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Of course.


Monkeya$$!

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Wow, so we have TWO psychos on our hands...

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As long as you're getting rid of Dumba$$, I thank you for that.


Ballsack!

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You're very welcome.

But, you would STILL wish me dead? And, you didn't answer about Fatty...

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I wish nobody dead.

Stop putting shyt out there.


Shythead!

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Both of you should get in a car together and do the Grace Kelly.


Do you die in this?


Please say yes.


Those are just in THIS conversation...



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How is my thread insulting Alba?


Seriously???...  oops, I broke the rule 

"dat s thwhat mie here afor" - Margaret_Sanger

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Dude - you agreed. This is going to be VERY bad for you if you go against it again. I'll give you the one...

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But you already answered that question. She gets the job because shes pretty, so it gets seats filled

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