Jessica Alba had been pulling the strings all along.
Or, the bad guy had killed Jessica Alba fairly early in the film.
Or, they actually showed Jessica Alba nude... or at least in a bikini more often. I mean, she can't act, so we know she's only in the film to look at... give us something to look at!
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If Jessica Alba was nude then 👍
It's that man again!!
I kept on anticipating Alba to secretly be a villain, just cause it was so bland and predictable otherwise
shareagree with all 3 points but change the order to her being naked first.
shareIt woupd have been something. It would have at least explained why Crain never shot her despite Bishop's constant defiance.
shareDuring the "fex" scene I was wondering why they need sex scenes like that, then I read this thread lol. I see now.
sharei agree with 2 out of three , 1. if jessica was naked and 2. jessica naked and then killed early in the film so we don't have to suffer her horrible acting
shareActually fell asleep.
The first Mechanic was just ok ( not as good as Bronson's) but better than this box of chocolates romantic action pic. Tommy Lee was wasted.
And the CGI boat explosion looked cheap.
There was about 30 people in the theatre watching it,tiny screen. Statham wasted in this. Crank 3 next.