Zac Efron signed on as Chris-R
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/zac-efron-joining-seth-rogen-846499
I'm cackling thinking of Zac Efron threatening Josh Hutcherson for money.
The Titanic sinks, Bruce Willis is a ghost, and Rosebud is a sled
This is going to be so bad. And by bad I mean cheesy meta goodness.
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