(Spoilers) Best b-movie ever?

- very violent and bloody
- hardcore action
- Seagal as a narrator


- Seagal is not dubbed
- Seagal wears yellow glasses
- Seagal's friend (Byron Mann) has many awesome fights


- the storyline is good enough for a cheap action film
- Seagal has a painting of himself
- at least two of Seagal's friends survive


- the film made it to some theaters
- there actually is some suspense
- Seagal gets the girl

- I found it entertaining
- I got some laughs
- Seagal is granted an ABSOLUTION