This movie *beep* sucks

You morons wanted this to get Oscar noms for best original screenplay? Best directing, are you wheelchair-bound? Do you guys think good directing is speeding up footage to reaccount for not knowing how to direct action? This movie is absolutely awful, and before you 13 year olds call me a DC-tard or whatever, know that this film, while awful, isn't as bad as BvS or Suicide Squad. But it's like comparing a log of feces (which means poop, to the 6th graders reading this) to a bucket of vomit; both are repulsive but in different ways, and one moreso than the other.

Feel like making a few extra billion dollars without using any effort?
Well, you're in luck! Here's my 20 simple steps on making a Marvel
movie:

1. Start with fight scenes

2. Find as many random comic book references as possible and cram them
into the "story"

3. Add as many characters into the "plot" even if it becomes way too
crowded

4. Add fight scenes

5. Make the dialog lol-tastic and quirky playful banter, despite being
a "dark" movie

6. Oh wait, the movie is dark again, be sure to make the film go into
dramatic mode, where there are no sound effects except for echoed
"NOOO!"'s and the swelling music

7. Add fight scenes

8. Throw in a few random chuckle-worthy lines. Make sure the music
stops when this happens, letting the audience know that something funny
is being said

9. Make the editing schizophrenic and impossible to see anything,
especially during the fight scenes. This ensures that viewers cant see
anything that's going on during all 5,932 action scenes

10. More fight scenes, plus explosions

11. More comic book references

12. Make it at least 140 minutes in runtime to make it seem more epic

13. Add in yet more characters, this time for the sake of making more
spin offs that will make more spin offs that will make more spin offs
that will make more spin offs that will...

14. Make the directing as obvious as possible, thus eliminating all
suspense or deeper thinking. Remember, your audience is stupid and only
want explosions...

15. Add more explosions to more fight scenes

16. Make the villain a goofy wise ass who exchanges quirky banter with
the characters instead of making it him/her an intimidating foe

17. Throw in a random love arc. DRAMA!!!!!!!

18. Tell your composer to write the most bland score ever

19. Whatever comic book references and characters you have left, no
matter how small or pointless, THROW THEM INTO THE SCRIPT! Just dump
the entire bucket into the pool!

20. Finish with more fight scenes.

There! In just 20 brief steps, you'll make a guaranteed billion
dollars. If you're a DC executive wondering how to make BvS2 or Justice
League reach that big B, just follow this list and you'll be rolling in
the green in no time. No need to worry about a story, plot, or
screenplay, because that crap takes too much time. Instead, just follow
my list to become the next Warren Buffett of quickly-aging cinema. Best
of luck to you, gents!

You kids need to watch real art. Go watch Satantango, Andrei Rublev, or Army Of Shadows.

La religion est fausse, mais vous êtes réel. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bpq26sPbC_4