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100 things we learned from The Intruders

posted 8 years ago by erik-29-381626
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Yes, it's that time again, pile 'em on! :D

1. If you lose your wife, move to the biggest worn down house you can find, even if you have no time to restore it. As a bonus, force your daughter to stay at home all alone in the big house with no money, no credit cards, and no friends, if THAT’S not healthy recovery then I don’t know what is?!

2. If you are forced into a dress by a madman and get a chance to stab him, only do it in a non-lethal spot and ONLY once, then turn your back on him, it’s the law.

3. If your daughter is in mortal danger and you arrive in the knick of time, just throw her assailant off and then turn your back on him like he doesn’t exist. What’s the worst that could happen?

4. When you buy a huge house, don’t bother checking all the closed off waste of space you notice immediately.

5. If someone accuses you of spying, don’t bother denying it. It’s more fun to have them think the worst of you.

6. When doing a horror movie, remember to re-use at least a couple of the horror movie clichés (see # 2 and # 3).

7. If you discover a secret room in your house that looks inhabited, don’t bother calling the police or getting the hell out. Start reading journals and looking at pictures.

8. A skinny teenager in ONE underwear scene is nowhere near enough to save this waste of time.

[–] sparkyvolts 7 years ago

That was "Awesome"!!!

[–] deadlypen 7 years ago

9. If you are an economical maniac, just store your previous victims in sealed plastic bags. When you open the wrapper, the victim will be miraculously alive and fresh (never having required air or restroom facilities during storage).

10. Canadian movies funded by hospital retirement funds are the gold standard of cinematic entertainment.

[–] Noelitede 7 years ago

11. When you go to someone's house to invite them to hang out with you, don't knock the door or ring the bell, just go inside their house and look for them even if they are a person you just know for a couple of days.

12. If you discover someone might have murdered someone else, confront them about it.

13. It's always a good idea to ask a person you've just known for a couple of days about their traumatic past in the middle of a party.