I have been almost 50 years on this planet and have possibly seen a worse movie but (maybe because of my age) I can't remember one. It's like someone watched Blair Witch and thought "how can I do that but really badly?". My review will probably make people watch this atrocity to find out if it can be that bad. Get a pizza and some beer. You'll need it.
shareI haven't seen the film but I just wanted to say that your comments really made me laugh. Straight to the point. It's on the UK Horror Channel tonight so maybe I'll take your advice and get in the booze and grub.
shareI saw it on the Horror Channel last night as well. Incoherent, fuzzy, wibbly wobbly nonsense! Even Robert Daws couldn't save it!!!
shareYet another attention seeking "worst movie ever" headline post.
Whilst this movie has many faults if it is the "worst movie ever" seen by you then either you have not seen many movies or, as you say, you have some sort of memory defect.
I suspect that these movie makers still have more creative talent and drive than someone who probably compensates for their own inadequacies by criticising others work with generalised and poorly constructed criticism.
You call it a review, seriously and use of the word "atrocity" is laughable.
Finally, why would I need a pizza and beer to watch such a bad movie?