Les Mahoney- evil freakin' genius
Write, produce, direct, and cast yourself in a movie solely to get to make out with Rachel Alig. Most guys would have gone the buy flowers/ask for a date route. Unless you tried that, unsuccessfully, and this was plan B. If that is the case, add tenacious to the thread title.
"In a time of universal deceit,
telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
George Orwell