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Who are these retards?

posted 10 years ago by grantbutlin1
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I know I am in my 30's and should be past MTV, but I took the risk and watched the first episode. This is like Jersey Shore having a baby with Buckwild. All I saw was 30 minutes of morons drinking like they have never been outside their parents house before. I'm guessing they really don't work because who else would give you a month off to go party.
Finally come on MTV...you could only get one good looking girl! Taylor or whatever, she is adorable but sorry don't bring the bible in every conversation when all you do is make stupid decisions. The rest of the girls...hit up

[–] dirtydwarf 10 years ago

You tell em daddy!

[–] Squeaky_Dog_Toy 10 years ago

MTV? And all this time I thought it was on CMT.

[–] rap31264 10 years ago

I guess if you can gauge these retards by jersey shore...they're gonna be america's next millionaires...

[–] JensyMcKilroy 8 years ago

Yeah - pretty sure it's on CMT. And ONE hot chick only and that is Taylor (lil bit)?? You *beep* kidding me dude? What are you smoking? Lauren is chubby, has a wart on her face, and is fugly, and Lil Bit gets shuffled back behind her. Taylor had the body/curves of a preteen boy, and her face was leathery, droopy, and oddly shaped.

Mattie is the only attractive one for the 1st couple of years; but, season 3 she brings her friend Hannah, who is very hot (hotter than Mattie), and so you have two attractive girls, one sort of below average girl in Tiffany, who I would give maybe a 5 or 5 1/2 to if I just met her off the street. She doesn't have the prettiest face, and she fluctuated with her weight. She is a chubby girl, and not very hot, but she doesn't ever accept that. And, bringing up thee rear, the mousy, ugly chunky girl Lauren falls into place.

Might seem pretty harsh, but, both Lauren, and ESPECIALLY Tiffany, have those fat girl complexes, where they refuse to see reality, and think they are perfect 10's when, in reality, they are average to below. Way too much confidence that is misplaced because it it too obvious what reality is.