The Cosmos as Explained By Dimwits on Party Down South

Wow - ok, so during season 2 I believe, Daddy was looking at the night sky, and admiring the billions of stars visible. This led to Lauren and Tiffany berating Daddy, and calling him stupid for believing that those stars in the sky were stars - burning balls of gas, like our sun, and that those stars had planets orbiting them, similar to our solar system. Lauren and Tiffany teed off on Daddy, telling him how stupid he was and that those weren't stars/suns like ours (someone, possibly Lyle - said they were little bits of rock the sun was reflecting off of). Both Tiffany and Lauren sounded so stupid trying to tell Daddy he was wrong and he was dumb, when the opposite is truly the case. These girls are extremely stupid.

Now, fast-forward towards the end of season 3, and the group is at the lake riding jet skis. It's an overcast day, and the sun is struggling to break through the cloud cover. It appears very bright, round, and small as some of it is breaking through the cloud cover. Hannah looks up and mentions the sun is breaking through some, and those genius girls, Tiffany and Lauren, ONCE AGAIN, have to 'correct' someone on the sky. lmao They both start in on how it is the moon, not the sun - it is too small to be the sun (it is the sun .... lol). Walt knows exactly what it is (but stays quiet to enjoy the dumbfest), and Hannah is correct to start with. But Tiffany and Lauren go on to talk about how it's the moon, because the moon can be visible in the daytime (it can .... but this is NOT the moon lol), and that big ball in the sky is too small to be the sun.

These two bitches are hilarious. They are sooooooo dumb, but they think they are smart girls, and everyone else is so stupid.