Trash! And not the 'good' Trash either!

10 mins was all it took to dump this in the trash bin. And I don't mean the the 'good' trash bin either (you know, where films are so bad, they are cult). I mean the delete forever trash bin.
The main clue is offered fairly early on when the job of saving the Earth is given to a 15 year old intern! No, not NASA, not JPL, not a group of top astro-scientists, NO...a child with a plastic globe and an HP laptop was thought to be far the best option! Oh please! What were the writers smoking when they scribbled this junk?