At Last Something Watchable

on the television tonight "Feeding your plants with horse manure"

Now if like me you are a keen horticulturist then you will know horse manure can give excellent profit returns when flowers come on sale to the public.

The trick is you have a wilting flower a real piece of sh!t, so you get 14 Lbs of fresh horse manure to prop it up. The flower is still a piece of sh!t but hey you've sold that flower to the dumb public and pocketed their cash... winner!