I was expecting something bad. What I got was far worse.
"Good SyFy movie", but bad.
Are you kidding? This was the best...uhhh...wait one...yeah, it was crap in a tiny can. Good for a laugh or a drinking game. Take a drink every time you want to slap the director or one of the cast.Guaranteed everyone in the room is smashed in 30 minutes or less. Frankly, Oscar nominations have gotten pretty stupid too.....so WTF ever. Hollywood is barely intelligible these days.
shareSo no Sharknado?
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A picture with a smile - and perhaps, a tear.
I spend 100 Rs for watching sit film like this. There is nothing to talk about it. but I want to add something here. I got more than three shock during the film... How can it be so studious filming. I realized that Hollywood too has B or C grade films.
shareThis is not B or C grade. It is an F, for fail.
shareThis movie made Sharknado seem plausible. Fish do get sucked up into water spouts over the ocean and then fall from the sky. Whereas planes coming anywhere near volcanic ash and flying lava immediately crash.
There are just so many things wrong with this movie and it should have been even stupider than it was to make it at least funny. What started out as a good B-grade movie suddenly became a monotonous stinker of a movie. I hardly watched the second half as I'd completely lost interest in the "plot".
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Scientologists love Narnia, there's plenty of closet space.
I strongly dislike these I-hate-this-movie threads, but for once, I totally agree.
I sort of like most Asylum movies, far from good, they still got something special that make them enjoyable. Not this one. This is not even good in a so-bad-that-it-is-good kind of way. This is just straight no good.
Huge Asylum fan here and I was actually pissed off at how bad this one was. The plane stuff was a tad below par but close to normal for TA, but the military room scenes were ridiculous. The colonel (whatever he was) yelling EVERY SINGLE LINE for no apparent reason made me want to smack someone.
shareIt's not all that bad... it only had one goof.
Smoke me a kipper. I'll be back for breakfast
Why is SyFy persisting in making movies that make Plan 9 from Outer Space seem professional?
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