7.6?


Am I the only one on this *beep* site who isn't an inbred *beep* retard?

This wasn't even bad because calling this bad would be an insult to bad movies. This was less interesting than watching my *beep* carpet for 80 *beep* minutes. God. Imdb needs to shut down for good. This doesn't even qualify to be on here. Or maybe I should film my *beep* butt for 80 minutes and get a 10/10 rating????!!?!

My God, people are *beep* idiots.

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Yes, you are very unique and extraordinary because you didn't like a thing :P Well done

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Dry humor is not for everyone.

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One joke for the whole movie: I'm a vampire, I can't (insert stereotype about vampires) and it makes my life so hard! So dry, so subtle, so annoyingly stupid, as the OP stated.

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If you only could find one joke, then the rest was too dry for you.

Fair enough.

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You're absolutely right. This movie should be rated much higher.

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This!!!

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Calm down, iggy. I agree that the movie is overrated, far less funny than other people saw it as. It ran out of steam early on, and couldn't carry the premise with continuing humor. The rating here is absolutely undeserved. But your rant is a bit overboard!

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If you aren't a fan of British comedy or foreign comedy, you won't like it. If you liked Flight of the Concors mixed with Spinal Tap but with vampires, you'll love it. I thought it was hysterical. It's the kind of movie you have to watch twice to pick up the subtle jokes and dialogue or changes in the scene, props. I was practically crying I was laughing so hard. If you have to have a movie with obvious slapstick comedy and crude toilet jokes, this isn't for you. I love the mockumentary style. One of the best movies to come out in a long time

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Well okay then. 😎

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It seems that you are the "inbred fucking retard" as you put it.

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I rated it higher, I would be ok with having a 8.1 or 8.2 rating. A kind of cult comedy.

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