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So what injuries have YOU had?


I'm sure a few people who watch this show have had their own injuries.

I'm so old that it will take me a while to remember all the way back to when I was young, but the first thing to come to mind is either a leg cramp or one of those muscle cramps in the bottom of your foot. That's happened to me, and something similar happened to a gf of mine.

Oh - and then there was the VERY embarrassing time I couldn't get a ping pong ball out of somewhere with a particular gf. Using a spoon caused a little bleeding. I wince a little thinking about it. She was really pi$$ed at me.

And then with my second gf we once had sex for so many hours that it wore the skin right off a part of me. The resulting bleeding and time to heal put me out of commission for a while.


But I'll bet some of you have fallen out of bed or something equally funny. I'm sure some guys have put their back out.

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by snapping_choppers ยป 2 days ago (Sat Jan 11 2014 08:15:00)
I've done something to hundreds of girls, that resulted in a severe case of hemorrhoids for them.
You fed them large amounts of cheese, resulting in extreme constipation? That's just wrong, dude. But considering your username, it sounds like you were prepared to perform the hemorrhoidectomy.


"In a time of universal deceit,
telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
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"In a time of universal deceit,
telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
George Orwell

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And by hundreds you mean none

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sex for so many hours

Same here and some (semi-severe, heh) bruising, but never as far as - ending up on a show like this, lolz.

Like the guys stuck in the friends' pool, naked, with her foot (toe ring) stuck in the pool.. How many seconds would it take him to throw on some trunks and get her a towel, or something, and THEN deal with everything else.

Whatever, the ACTUAL problem is: that the same people that this kind of stuff happens to - are the same people behind the wheel, of a car, next to you in traffic. Scary. =)

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Charlie horse

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