It's kind of a Texas Chain-doo Scooby-Saw thing. But in "Alaska"...

...with Disney Channel-type actors. So think Sunny with a Chance of Getting Flayed and Taxidermied after Meddling in an Old Mine/Insane Asylum. The elderly garage ladies were funny. And for a psychotic arsonist with massive cranial burns living off the corpses of unlucky tourists, that one chick had 5/8ths of a really professionally-styled hairdo.

Let's see who takes the bait.