Please, I implore you


Pay for this movie, it is mind alteringly bad! I stole it, and my crime immediately started to chew on my conscience. I mean, the script...... it's...... sorry, I am without speech... the screenplay is so wonderful you want to tell people about it on the internet!

I must sleep now, but you see it, you hear??

Kjeks.

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You weren't involved with the making of this crap, at all?

- Opinions are like A-holes, everyone has them.

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This is very funny! No, I'm currently unemployed. I quit my job. Here in Norway.. :) Yet I wouldn't put it past The Asylum. They obviously make these movies as cheesy as possible, it's not inconceivable that they would do something like you suspect I'm doing. But why would they bother, though? With fans like me..

Kjeks.

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Hey mr Norwegian guy! This is Sweden. I just wanted to tell you, you should get a job in Antarctica! In an outpost. You'll find scary aliens that will assimilate you. But you have your banjo and your flamethrower, so it's cool. Remember to sing "Hey lo le lola lola lole lole lo, jeg har större kraft i kuuuut! Kom igen då!"

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