Zombie Evelyn got screwed
The movie was okay. The acting was what I expected. I love Dante's work with Gremlins and the Burbs. I love his throwbacks. The movie is definitely not something I would've dropped money at the theater for, but it's moderate entertainment for what I paid - after all, I wish I worked in the industry.
My biggest problem was with the boyfriend's perception of 'bad' relationship. Seriously? The writer didn't succeed in portraying her as a nightmare, because going off at her man for flirting with an ice cream store girl or changing his apartment around without permission are not the worst things that can happen (I'll concede the poster removal would require some choice discussion). But Evelyn's nature was always apologetic and remorseful in the end and was willing to work through it. Relationships have a dark side, whodathunkit!
It's Ashley Greene, too. So to land a girl looking like that who actually shows some tenderness and care for your whining ass comes across as dumb luck and if you're willing to take your fat, pathetic, loser half-brother's advice on relationships you means you'd be better off reading Cosmopolitan. And someone mentioned it already on this board, but the notion of women looking like her or Alexandra D'addario's character begging for relations from scabby members of society's underbelly is the most unbelievable part of this film.
The truth is, Evelyn was flawed but her devotion was a respectable trait that plenty of level-headed gents seek in a woman. And considering Anton Yelchin's character actually WAS a loser with a meaningless job and circle of friends, she was out of his league. In the real world, men like him are the first casualty in real marriage. Evelyn's greatest flaw was her taste in men. If Alexandra D'addario's character was a better match, cool. Man up and do it because you want to, not because you're Tubby Lumpkins half-bro who lives with his mom recommends it. Now...to what truly matters.
When zombie Ashley Greene wants to make you into a zombie so you can do filthy, nasty, deplorable things with each other for eternity, you let her make you into a zombie. Geez, man.
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