Calendars and the old triple decker
This weeks episode involves giggling Alma and her relations designing a calendar of all the Wahlburgers stars... Brandon the nephew is put in charge of principle photography so the Wahlburgs wouldn't have to pay a professional photographer or they just pretended that Brandon did it and hired one anyway....
Let's see how they plan to open yet another heart attack burger joint where they used to live in the Boston area, and while we are there, let's go bother the folks that live in the house we lived in so many years ago... And while we are there, let's reminisce about growing up in a divorced household and how tough it was blah blah blah.... Like half of America isn't from broken homes and we don't know already....
Shooting photos for the calendar we are once again exposed to the enormous ego of Donnie, he seems to figure prominently in this series as the 'explainer' of all things Wahlberg, but more importantly , all things 'Donnie'... Donnie's birthday is a national holiday, Donnie's the brains behind the burger dive's 'vision', etc etc... Good God, what a bore...
More photo shoot and of course the parasitic leech Johnny Drama is included, at least for only about 10 seconds as he once again reduces himself to the lowest form of Wahlberg stooge possible, dressing up as Cupid...
Finally the calendar is shown and it is a pathetic, amateurish attempt to pull money out of their patron's pockets, I'm sure we will see it at kiosks in malls everywhere starting in the September X-Mas season rush....
Mark for once portrays himself as a professional actor, reading his scripted lines rather than putting his lackeys through the unbearable humiliation of doing as they are told, which is acting completely submissive to his domineering persona so he can humiliate them in front of millions on national TV... 'Drink that bottle of hot sauce Nacho, you embarrassing POS, so I can laugh at your cowering and stilted life that has been created by me, your master, Mr. Mark !!!' .... and grin like the idiot you are while you do it, you toad !!!'
This weeks show was a real snooze, honestly, I didn't care about one thing they said or did...
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