Brandon The Nephew


Brandon The Nephew seems to be really arrogant. He's gotta be like 5'3 and his face looks like Jason Voorhees from Friday The 13th Part III after the hot girl in the movie takes his mask off. Seriously, his eyes are all lopsided and his teeth are messed up, yet he goes around like he's hot stuff. PLUS HE'S BALDING! The kid can't be over 23 or 24 it's so sad. They call him a "Mini Mark"? No way at least I can see how people would dig Mark. He's the only male wahlberg not balding, his eyes are symmetrical, and he's like 5'8-5'9. He's got the cockiness down but that's it.

And what annoys me is why he has the Wahlberg name? Was his mother Tracey divorced before he was born? Or did he tell Brandon to keep the Wahlberg name cuz it's famous. I was always curious about that. To me, the guy annoys me and he has no right to go around like he's hot stuff.

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It's kind of strange how little smoking or drinking there is on the show. I get the feeling it's more than just a PR thing. I'm not sure what caused Donnie Sr's demise, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was alcohol and/or smoking related, and it prompted the family to clean up their act.

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I remember reading an interview with Donnie where he said Donald Sr was an alcoholic.

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Thanks, I figured as much.

I'm getting a little bit of a Kathy Griffin kind of vibe, but, unlike Kathy, who uses her Mother's alcoholism as a comedic prop, the Wahlberg's probably steer clear of the topic out of respect for the dead.

I'm really pushing the conjecture envelope pretty far here, but I'd go as far as to say that this isn't just teetotaling kids of an alcoholic parent. I think one or two might abstain publicly, but may imbibe in private.

Maybe. Whatever is going on, it feels like they're avoiding something- and not just the topic of their father's alcoholism, but their own drinking habits as well. If they are, I think by purposely avoiding it, it actually gives it greater importance. Between avoiding painful topics and using them for comedy, I think Kathy is the slightly healthier approach- although neither is probably all that ideal.

As I said, though, this is just wild conjecture.

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And now he is getting parts in films and videos and he has not talent!

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I can't stand him, he does come across a arrogant and listening to him talk, it's like watching paint dry - boring. He really comes across as stupid with the questions and remarks he makes.

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South Park should make fun of him. He already looks like Timmy

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He was born on third base and thougt he got a triple. He thinks they're grooming him to be another marky mark but obviously has no talent. Plus he's ugly

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